Snakes

I was thinking about handicapped people, it must suck that you have to depend of skate ramps and you cannot even skate in them.

Sometimes, society tries to make up for it by painting blue rectangles.

Then I was thinking about snakes. Snakes are basically handicapped lizards. You don't see the lizards having special blue parking lots for snakes.

So, snakes are handicapped, but are so badass that they have learned to live without the cruel lizards' help, even if that means crawling over their own belly and being the simbol of evil in the animal kingdom.

That's how handicapped people should act, don't give a fuck about people and/or lizards. Living as a snake.

When you can't find a free parking spot, park in a special spot for handicapped people and if somebody complains, tell them "Snakes don't need a parking spot!" and walk away proudly.